Wednesday, May 6, 2015
I'm going bald, ripping my own hair out in haphazard fistfuls that leave me looking like a crazed cat lady. Ok, maybe not really. I sure feel like that sometimes. Homeschool your child with psychiatric problems they said, it'll be so much easier they said. The internet lied and said this would be easy! I'm in shock, the internet freaking lied!
I am not fully equipped to teach my children. I have a decided lack of general patience and kindness. I am almost assured of not being equipped to simply maintain normal human relationships.
I am contemplating purchasing mass quantities of Arby's sauce and eating my kids. I bet they would taste lovely with some fava beans.