Discovery

Friday, April 4, 2014

I discovered today that I'm fat. Now don't get me wrong, I've always known I was big. I always known I was over-weight ... but its never phased me. Cruel comments slide off like rain on the windshield, barely leaving a trail before they are gone. Today, I discovered that I am not just over-weight. I am fat. I am unhealthy. I am unhappy. This blog has been a place for me to vent, most of my posts left as drafts because they were outrageous or to painfully personal to expose to the internet (though no one reads this anyway) but today, today I am taking a stand against what I have become. I deserve to live a life where I can pass by a mirror and go "Well hot damn!" not "Oh sweet jesus, no!"

I picked up a bottle of multivitamins and a bottle of Garcinia Cambogia. I have a diet plan. I have a work out plan. Most importantly, I have a goal and a motivator. I need to loose one-hundred-mother-fucking pounds. Are you with me interwebz? Because we are about to go on a roller-coaster ride from hell. Welcome to Boot-Camp, bitches.